bellies.

people might hate me for this one... but o fuckin well.

why do fat girls wear shirts that are too small?

the other nite when chad and i were comin back home i saw a girl... lets just call her big bertha....

scratchin her belly.

this chick had a stomach the size of like five small children rolled into a ball...what tha fuck maaan

first of all her shirt was too tight...

and then she had the audacity to lift that fabric and scratch her big ass belly....


maan... thats just foul... first of all...

women shouldnt have bellies... thats just wrong...

second... ya damn sure shuldnt lift ur shirt if your stomach resembles a giant bowlin ball... and not in a sexy way... lmao..

not that that could ever be sexy...

any fuckkin way...

that shit really pissed me off and i felt like throwin up in my mouth... real talk...

and..
not only did bertha walk down the sidewalk scratchin her fat ass excuse for a stomach...

she was breathin so hard i heard her when i was comin up the street....

heres a tip:

if you breathe really fuckin hard all the time... so hard that people think

fuckin darth vader came down from space....

or so hard that you look around and wonder who the fuck fell asleep...

then you know that you are outta shape and need to handle dat shit....

i shouldnt hear anyone breathing ever unless your past like 80....

i mean damn.. thats just not healthy...

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.


smh.